so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
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She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
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You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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