I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Randomize
