Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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