Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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