So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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