Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
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So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
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This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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