its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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