there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
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i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
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So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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