You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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