no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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