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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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