wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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