But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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