what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Randomize
