i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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