Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
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The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
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We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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