she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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