My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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