Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
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New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
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I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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