just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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