you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
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Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
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and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me