My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
accomplished twins. life is a go
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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