A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
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