and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
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In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
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No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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