I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
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im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
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We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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