quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
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i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
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Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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