Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
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Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
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It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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