Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Randomize
