I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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