haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Randomize