thus making me awesome and them whores
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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