Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
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he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
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Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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