Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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