College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
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Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
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Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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