My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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