I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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