Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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