you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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