My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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