I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
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New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
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its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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