What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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