how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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