69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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