And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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