my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is this the sara with the beer cane?
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
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