I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
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