Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I'm at about main and main street
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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