I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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