these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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