just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
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you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
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Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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