and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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