You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
What did we do last night that was yellow?
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
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A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
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BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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