So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
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definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
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Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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