I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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