I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
How does it feel to date your dad?
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
