I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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