I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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