Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
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She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
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My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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