Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Randomize
