can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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