Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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