We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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