Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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She announced her abortion via fbk
I woke up with a black eye and dim memories of announcing that i had super powers. I shoved my pockets full of canned tuna and tried to jump off the balcony. And then my boyfriend called the cops.
so you're not coming in to work today?
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you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
im holly from the hills drunk
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
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Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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