Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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