kristin has been a bad kristin
I puked a lego.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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