it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
25 Men Confess The Moment They Knew They Wanted To Marry Their Wife
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
You Wouldn’t Guess That These 25 Celebrities Are Complete A**holes
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders