arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana