apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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